Posted by: SingleMamaTalesItAll on: December 7, 2010
I carried you for 37weeks, 3days and 10hours so even tho you might not believe it, I know some things about you. I know when you are happy and tickled pink by the way you laugh. Not just any laugh either. You have a special kinda "cracking ya ass up" laugh with full on giggles and cute snorts.
I know when you are happy and satisfied by your smiling eyes (yes I said eyes). Which I think are the cutest and biggest I’ve ever seen. (I approve that statement cause I’m the mommy )
I know when you tired, tired of us being all in ya face and just want to be left alone for a little while by the way you start bashing our heads with toys in your reach or the outright smack we tend not to duck.
I know when you are in full throttle all hell as broke loose mode (this includes the crying the whole 45min car ride depending were we was going…only to take a break with a couple of swigs from ya bottle to wet the vocals cords and continue back crying) by the way you hollar and no matter what (besides the nip) we can’t calm you for well over 30min.
Now that was just a few things I wanted to point out…but one other major thing I know is when you are SLEEPY..OH BOY ARE YOU SLEEPY…and little girl, ya arse is giving me a go for my money. Your diaper is changed….your sisters took you, your brother took you and they rotated that for about the last hour…and now I have you. Your tumbling, crawling and banging the wall. I know your crazy,I’m just saying …but, guess what I got something for crazy babies. Its called "nyquill dipped nips" …*u ready go nite,nite*….~disclaimer~ no nyquill was injured during the dipping of the nippies. J/K!! Lol.
I guess since not having had to deal with babies fighting sleep well over 8yrs ago I forgot what it was it like. So just for you Dear Baby, I’m going to kiss the shit out of you..MAUH! ….and nurse you till you snore, like always.
Funny, as I’m writing this she is settling down. I tell ya Dear Baby…you can’t fight the power of the nip. Sleep my child, sleep. Thank you Dear Baby.